Jan 28 2012
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“One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn’t interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.”
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That’s an actual sentence from a story on the NFL.com iPad app, describing Kim Kardashian’s alleged crush on Tim Tebow. I have two follow up thoughts to add:

1. I will work to find out exactly who at NFL.com wrote it, so as to give them the proper credit.
2. I will forever refer to that writer as the greatest wordsmith of the 21st century.

(via nfloffseason)

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    fucking tremendous.

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