February 2012
"I can’t believe I burned down a tree older then... →
motherjones:
26-year-old Sarah Barnes’s alleged response to allegedly burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world—a 3,500-year-old, 118-foot-tall bald cypress—while (allegedly) on meth. Barnes is allegedly from Florida.
skybarn:
Don’t write a novel. If you need to write a novel, it’ll be written. Don’t try.
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braiker: Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter →
braiker:
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she…
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You know the typical crowd, “Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do?...
– Charles Bukowski (via professional-princess)
"At 9, he settled a dispute with a pistol. At 13,... →
motherjones:
The actual Most Interesting Man in the World died last week. If you haven’t taken a minute to read his obituary, please do so now.