December 2010
“I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random...”
– Chuck Palahnuik (via ccym)
Fuck resolutions. I want a revolution.
“I read somewhere that everybody on this planet is separated by only six other...”
– Six Degrees of Separation, 1993 (via quote-book)
As we gear up for New Year's Eve, we must all... →
nprfreshair:
Anyone else prepared to party like it’s 1518?
— braiker
I’m always wary of phrases that include “dancing” and “plague”. I always flash to everyone in a room dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld and my body shudders.
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
Last Goodbye (cover) -...
3 giant spaceships will attack Earth in 2012 →
A report by the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) in the United States said that there are three giant spaceships which are heading towards Earth.
According to the Russian Pravda news, the SETI, a non-commercial organization said that the largest one of the three spaceships is 240 kilometers wide, and the two others are smaller.
It further stated that currently, the objects are...
amendment
I will accept pics of a less gratuitous nature, but i won’t pretend to like it.
Side boob is acceptable, but not encouraged.
themusiclibrary:
Please, Please, Please Let Me...
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hey you-know-who...
if you are so freekin’ bored, you could send me dirty pictures.
what?! it’s not like you were coming up with any better ideas of your own.
…
i’m waiting.
xoxo,
bee
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B: Natalie Portman is pregnant.
hubs: what?!
B: Natalie Portman is pregnant.
hubs: what?!
B: NATALIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT, ASSHOLE!
hubs: I didn't do it. damn. why are you yelling at me?
Thanks and well wishes...
Thanks for all the holiday wishes. It has truly been an amazing holiday! Hubs came through with a Wii and I’ve been playing Mario for four hours. He loved the surprise Messermeister 10” chef knife and we both loved the scrilla from the parentals!! Yay for tats. Spent the evening with the fam next door playing Monopoly and stuffing ourselves beyond reason!
Truly blessed.
I hope...
12 days of Christmas - Oakland style →
If Oakland residents lacked the ability to laugh at our own foibles, there would nary be a dry eye in the city. So in keeping with the lighthearted spirit of the holidays, let’s sing a different tune for the new year. Because a weekend chock-full of shootings and a body in the Oakland estuary does not make for light holiday column fodder.
fivefifteen asked: Merry Christmas to you and the hubs! Hope it's a great one!
fivefifteen asked: Merry Christmas to you and the hubs! Hope it's a great one!
Most creative idea ever in case your camera is...
howdoweknowwhatwedeserve:
Charles Barkley comprehensively offends everyone... →
texnessa:
sallydoodle:
My biggest problem with the whole Brett Favre thing is, if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything. Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of those other porn stars. If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn’t be small. That’s one of...
“All I want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips...”
– Day-Day (Friday After Next)