January 2010
“For many it is less frightening to believe in hostile conspirators than it is to...”
– Shane Stevens, The Anvil Chorus (via quote-book)
“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we...”
– henri nouwen (via quote-book)
“I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle...”
– Lech Walesa Polish labor leader, politician, & reformer (1943 - )
Happy Socks →
My new favorite website… if you ever want to buy me something… make it something from this site!!!!
“When that chute opens you feel like you’ve done something kings and queens can’t...”
– Gary Busey, on skydiving (via kevin)
Meh.
1. i know all the words to the south park movie and am physically unable to not say them all when watching the film. 2. my favorite drinks are sweet tea with lemon and coke zero. 3. i got married in the redwood forest in humboldt county, ca. by a lesbian witch who got ordained on the internet. 4. i used to sling porn. professionally. 5. i think marijuana is the next great american cash...
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
http://formspring.me/mrsbadcitizen
Can you believe this...
I am sitting in an law office management class listening to a woman tell me how I need to focus on taking other classes instead of teaching me how to do this one. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….. I feel like I learn more in a day in my little cubicle than I do in hours under close scrutiny of boring lecture.
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs...
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski →
awesome!!!
“If only’s and just’s were candies and nuts then EVERYDAY would be unkadunka-fest”
– Dwight K. Shrute
Guy out on bond for grand theft auto is arrested... →
caro:
Yes, this really happened.
“ Never trust anyone that doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan…Never trust...”
– Ben Kingsley, The Wackness
“No one loves a girl with bloody knuckles.”
– (via goteamventure)
brilliance, shhhhhhhhhhh!!! pure brilliance!!!
“Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke
Krisisblue… I don’t think I could have given you better advice myself.
Wu-Tang's RZA to Write, Score and Direct Eli... →
Can it be? This headline speaks for itself and my excitement.
“Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar; flirting with a bimbo...”
– -Ani Difranco
(via goteamventure)
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Good Idea!: Man Submits Drawing Of Spider Instead... →
Dear Creditors, I trust this link will settle any debts I have with you. Sincerely, Bianca
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Letter to the IRS...
Enclosed you will find my 2009 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I...
“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of...”
– Demetri Martin
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WatchOMG.
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These United States - So High So Low So Wide So... →
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“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round...”
– Jack Kerouac
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“If you watch Scarface backwards, it’s about a man that gives up cocaine...”
– david puckett
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“you could put a chair at the end
or push the tables together
but dont bother...”
– PARTY OF FIVE by Robert Hershon
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Regina Spektor - The Calculation →
didn’t even know that love was bigger….
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“You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact...”
– Jessica Darling, Sloppy Firsts
“But in a story I can steal her soul. I can revive, at least briefly, that which...”
– —Tim O’Brien. The Things They Carried.
“What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in parts...”
– Sarah Dessen (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)